Why 311 is superior to The Beatles: My unbiased comprehensive analysis

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  1. SlowCrates

    SlowCrates Well-Known Member

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    First of all, the Beatles (stupid name) are sick, perverted, exhibitionists.



    311 (superior name) would never be associated with that kind of shameless act.

    Second, 311 can rap. They do it on pretty much every album.

    The Beatles? Hardly any rap. This is their best attempt.



    Laughable.

    311 has 5 band members to The Beatles 4. 5 is better than 4.

    311 is also taller. Both nick and pnut are over 6 feet. Not one of the beatles is over 6 feet tall.

    311 has never had to cover up the death of one of their members! As we all know, the real Paul McCartney died like 60 years ago.

    Who did it better?





    The evidence is clear. 311 is vastly superior to the beatles.
     
  2. Tomato-Kun

    Tomato-Kun Well-Known Member

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    Band-Maid did it better. The evidence is clear. Band-Maid is vastly superior to 311 and The Beatles.

     
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  3. Jerp Derp

    Jerp Derp Well-Known Member

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    Tomato-Kun Well-Known Member

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    don't laugh at Tomato-Kun
     
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    jukeboxgroove Well-Known Member

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    Let's just go with 311 is The Beatles of Rap Rock and call it a day
     
  6. robb

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    Slowcrates getting into that percocet-inspired posting.
     
  7. hephep

    hephep Well-Known Member

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    i never liked the beatles, and probably never will.

    that said el oh el
     
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    run_for_the_sea_ Well-Known Member

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    Counterpoints:
    • The Beatles released 12 studio albums in 7 years, while it took 311 24 years
    • Ringo Starr has been an all-star every year since 1989; no member of 311 has ever been an all-star
    • The Beatles didn't get all scared after doing LSD one time
    • No one has ever liked a member of 311 enough to kill them about it
     
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  9. Juan Gris

    Juan Gris Well-Known Member

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    311's Yoko Ono did infinitely more cocaine than The Beatle's Yoko Ono. I'm not sure which band comes out on top.
     
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  10. SoulCraftGenerator

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  11. Jerp Derp

    Jerp Derp Well-Known Member

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    I don't listen to The Beatles but

     
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