I'm thankful that I was saved from the dumpster by adoptive parents after my birth parents tossed me in the trash. I'm thankful that I was awarded a college scholarship and top notch education to play the game of football. I'm thankful that I was given the opportunity by the NFL to make millions of dollars playing the game of football. No wait, my name is Colin Kaepernick and I'm an ungrateful sack of shit son of a bitch that needs to be snatched up and taken for a long ride in the country. Fuck this fucking punk.