*OFFICIAL* Simpsons Quote Thread

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  1. Soundsystem

    Soundsystem Well-Known Member

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    The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute...Statue of Liberty...that was our planet! You maniacs, you blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
     
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    That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
     
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    Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
     
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    you know, they call em fingers, but I've never seen them fing.
     
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    I could walk up to the president and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he'd just have to sit there groovin' on it!

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    We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas!

    -Raspler management to 311 on how to produce a hit song
     
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    my favorite scene ever:

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    Whoa, they're they go!
     
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    Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead
     
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    The gift shop is out of Bort license plates! bort_2.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.png
     
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    I repeat, BORT LICENSE PLATES!
     
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    MargeInTheLargin Well-Known Member

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    LISA NEEDS BRACES.


    I quoted myself, that's right.
     
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