Junk Food

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  1. robb

    robb Well-Known Member

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    The cereal thread is becoming the de facto dumping ground for all sorts of crappy foods, so let's get to it.

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    It's cool these are coming back, but this recipe is an abomination. WWF bars were an embarrassingly important part of my childhood, and looking at that non-chocolate and square monstrosity makes me feel bad.
     
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    I feel like Cena and macho man are telling me to eat five but there’s only four in the box. It’s like I’m buying ride tickets at a carnival.
     
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  4. Jerp Derp

    Jerp Derp Well-Known Member

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    I could eat one of the bigger-sized bags of Cheddar cheese pretzel Combos everyday for the rest of my life.
     
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    It feels weird, Macho Man selling me ice cream sangwiches from the Beyond. Maybe I'll come around like I did to Paul Newman's sauces.
     
  6. justplainatom

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    Ah no, the corn. Paul Newmans gonna have my legs broke.
     
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    DRscottrun311 Well-Known Member

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    A patient brought me a 4 pack of cinnabons today. I had two for lunch and am currently fighting the urge to have a 3rd for dessert tonight.
     
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    Update: had tollhouse edible cookie dough instead
     
  9. The Great Danton

    The Great Danton Well-Known Member

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    I don’t eat junk food anymore (little Debbie oatmeal cream pie every quarter aside) but this was the greatest junk food ever.

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    It looks so wrong yet so right.
     
  11. The Great Danton

    The Great Danton Well-Known Member

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    I was a vegan in middle school and through most of high school. That sounded so healthy and new age back then....

    Only problem is that occasionally I’d mow a crystal pepsi, bean burrito and a turtle pie for lunch, after smoking a joint.
     
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  12. robb

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    That's one of the fun things with vegan. People assume they're eating sprouted grains on top of avocado all day. Instead you ask a vegan friend when you're 20 what they had for lunch and they say an entire pack of Oreos.
     
  13. logosteel

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    Not junk food, but Vlassic is the only acceptable pickle in my mind.

    That being said this was an instant buy for me today when getting gas:
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    I loved it.
     
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    DRscottrun311 Well-Known Member

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    Pickles are gross.
     
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    Not what your wife said.
     
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    logosteel Well-Known Member

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    Pickle Chips are ALSO amazing.

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    Sweet pickles are fucking disgusting.

    Dill pickles are where it's at and I support a measure to hereby declare Vlasic as Supreme Dictator of the dill pickle market.
     
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    You were doing well until you didn’t say Claussen halves and sandwich slices you stupid fuck!

    I bet you don’t know a damn thang about mayo either....
     
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    XD I always forget about the sandwich slices.

    And yeah I don't know shit about fuck when it comes to mayo :lazy:
     
  20. The Great Danton

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    Dukes...do it do it
     

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